- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

What did the blind man say when you asked hi his favorite color? Nothing he is death too

Someone loses their golfball in the trees. Their playing partner replies: "what is this? This berenstein bears?"

Goats are like toilets, I shit in them

whats worse than having no life? having no life and reading internet jokes all day!

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

Did you hear about the Polish submarine? It was one of five in the Polish Navy.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than that? Two dead babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than that? Two dead trees naild to a baby.

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