- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

I like that, but why am I happy?

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

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