- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

Dead girls can't say no.

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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