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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

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