- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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