- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

Gretta has five legs? -no

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

Anti Joke

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