A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

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What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

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The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

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Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

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What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

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What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

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A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

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An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

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Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

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Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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News:Little boy found dead in old man's white van. Turns out the old man goes to the store and when he comes back the little boy chokes on an apple.

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sir ya look like ron weasly hhahahahaha LEL

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What is wrong with black stereotypes? Nothing! Basketball is pretty fun if you try it!

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why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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