- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

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