- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

here's a joke... the american education society

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

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