- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

anti jokes are really funny

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

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