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What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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