What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

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why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

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What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

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There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

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Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

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Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

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What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

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If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

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How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

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Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

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Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

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why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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