What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

here's a joke... the american education society

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

The holocaust

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

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