Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

The holocaust

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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