- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

Mitt Romney

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

SHUT UP JP

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

VITAMIN C!

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

Knock Knock. Go Away!

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