- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

here's a joke... the american education society

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

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