What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

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If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

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whats yellow? lots of things.

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A wise man once said, "I am wise".

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Q: What is George Harrison's favorite hairstyle? A: How can we know? He's dead!

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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Some anti-jokes are funny, some are not!

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what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

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Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

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Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

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why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

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How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Because Goofy can walk on two legs, and is therefore superior to Pluto in Walt Disney's eyes.

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Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

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Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

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So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

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Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

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What's cooler than living on the sun? Everything, because the sun is the hottest entity in the entire universe. Plus, who'd want to live on the sun?

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Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

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Why was the pirate not allowed into the movie? tickets were sold out

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(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

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Friends are like trees, They fall down if you hit them several times with an axe.

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Anti Joke

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