- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

Why can't Stephen Hawking go to the moon? He can, it would require a great sum of money, and extensive anti-gravity training.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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