Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

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Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

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Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

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yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

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A man walked into a bar owch

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How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

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i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

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Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

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What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

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Whats the leading cause of death Life.

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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Knock knock. Get out!!

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There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

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