Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

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What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

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Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

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What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

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why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

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Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

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What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

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What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a mus lim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the mus lim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the mus lim that he's keeping company with a swine, and the mus lim feels offense for the poor horse.

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Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

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How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

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How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

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What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

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If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

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I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

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Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

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What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

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What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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