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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a structure used to support sitting people, the other is a human being native to Mexico.

A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

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