What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

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Why so serious ?

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where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

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The child was fired from his job.

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What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

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Can anyone Lenin money?

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

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Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

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What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

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What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

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What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

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If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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