- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A knock knock B who's there A nobody

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

Adam Chebali is awesome

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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