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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.What do you call a friend with benefits? A. a buck fuddy.

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

What's worse than a dead baby? The corpse is chopped into little pieces And is put in a blender. Worse than that? An alive baby stuffed into a blender. Worse than that? Hellen Keller put into a blender. Worse than that? The holocaust.

There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

A smart kid just answered a question in class, a blonde girl then says "Nerd, your always answering all the questions". The teacher then says "Hey thats not nice, he could be your boss one day." The smart kid quickly replies "Highly unlikely, i do not plan on being a pimp when i grow up".

Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

If you took all the veins in your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.

a blond makes out with ron every sunday and she stops every time to remember that she put the cheese in the wrong compartment brick house cheese is sad!

You can't choose your family, so choose someone else's.

What happened when the Mexican lays his head on a pillow? He falls asleep

A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

Why is wood brown Because wood is brown

ROSES ARE RED FRIENDS ARE FRIENDS, NO MUTUAL FRIEND, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO ADD ME ON FACEBOOK BITCH!

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Nothing. Both of them are lifeless objects, thus lacking the ability to speak.

What did Batman tell Robin when they got to Gotham City? -Robin, we got to Gotham City.

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