- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

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