- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

Two straight men walk into a gay bar and promptly forget why they went to a gay bar when they are both clearly heterosexual.

What did the very inquisitive poor black guy say to the very rich white man at the train station? Nothing, they didn't know each other. And they both had their iPods in. And they were at different train stations. And they were in different countries. And the black guy died 20 years ago.

Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

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What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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