- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

Knock Knock. Go Away!

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

SHUT UP JP

VITAMIN C!

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

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