Unfortually last night Andrew McNeil was studying soo hard that his head exploded and the next day at school, his friends found out and then cheered with laughter and happieness.

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What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

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A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

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What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

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Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

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school homewrok

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

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Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

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What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

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A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

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what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

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What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

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So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

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Q: What's worse than your parents dying in a car crash? A: You were in the backseat and saw your mother plead your father to slit her throat witht he broken glass because her legs were brushed and a windshield wiper was shoved in her kidney. As you stared on in pure horror, your father did as she asked with much contemplation. An ambulance arrives moments later. In the hospital, you tell your dad that you hate him for killing mom. You run away and he dies overnight due to heart failure. Yo suffered paralysis and now and are confined to a wheelchair for the rest of your natural life and are sent away to a born-again foster care home where you are never adopted.

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Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

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What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

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How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

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What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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