Boy: Knock Knock. Man: Who's there? Boy: Doctor. Man: Doctor Who? Boy: Haha! The man then invites the boy into his home, where he gives him a glass of lemonade laced with Ruphalyn. He then proceeds to take off the boy's clothes and rape him. When the boy awakes, the man starts to fear for the police discovering the boy in his home, so he kills the boy and cuts off his limbs and head, and buries the body parts in a hole in his backyard.

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Why did the giant try to eat the magical rainbow? A: Because the apocalypse is predicted for the Wednesday after santa gets shot by the evil jolly ice cream man which in secret is cheating on his wife who in turn eats every human baby ever known to man. duhhhhh

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What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

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What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

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A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

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A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

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