What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven was a registered sex offender.

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An owl and a squirrel watch a farmer walk by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing because owls are not capable of human speech. The owl then eats the squirrel because the owl is a bird of prey.

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Mommy how come daddy went to the doctors today? Well sweetie, honestly daddy wanted me to shove things up his ass And I refused to so he went to the doctors so they can do it...

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WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

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*Science Teacher goes into his class* Teacher:MR MCAAAAAAAN! What's the answer?! MrMccann: I dunno sir. Teacher: WHAT DO YA MEAN YA DUNNO?! HAVE I EVER ASKED YOU A QUESTION YOU DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER TO?! MrMcann: No Teacher:Then answer this. JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN DO YOU KNOW THE ANSWER?!

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How do you make a boy cry? Kill his family

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What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

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What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

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your mommas so fat she has been advised to diet and excercise or run the risk of terminal illness

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Q: how many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: two, one to hold the ladder securely and the other to screw in the lightbulb.

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What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

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An orphan falls off a cliff.

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

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Colin is gay but toasters are not

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what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

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someone called someone else a frog

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Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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