- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

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