Now this bible thing, is a real anti joke so get ready to have your faith tested, and overcome it: There was that story where God charged against an army at the top of some mountains, the army is told to have been led with God personally at the front rank right? But they lost because the enemy had horse wagons (you know what I mean) made of steel or iron, (does not matter what it is if you ask yourself really) I mean even if it was Metatron, he would have had uh... Wings or something to even the odds, Maybe God is like Raiden from Mortal Kombat, he needs to become a Mortal in order to enter fights on earth... MORTAL KOMBAAAT! I mean God made humans humans made Sin (gotta say we get the blame for a lot of shit others did, I hate apples and cant even stand the smell of them for once, never ate one)

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Why can cats jump so high? Cats leg muscles are different then ours. They work kind of like springs that build up energy and then release suddenly. Its kind of like a budgie cord. This gives them the ability to jump so high. If humans were built the same way, they could easily jump up on a one-story roof.

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What headphones does the farmer use? He is going through a financial struggle at the moment and cannot afford such a luxury.

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When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

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how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

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Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

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What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

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what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

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an ethopian thanksgiving

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

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I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

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There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

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What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

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A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

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What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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