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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

why did sally drown cause she was black

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

why did you poop because you are a poop

Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

Then none of us want to be right.

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