Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Guess what? You guessed it.

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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