Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

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What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

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an ethopian thanksgiving

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What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

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I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

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how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

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Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

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What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

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Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

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What headphones does the farmer use? He is going through a financial struggle at the moment and cannot afford such a luxury.

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Why can cats jump so high? Cats leg muscles are different then ours. They work kind of like springs that build up energy and then release suddenly. Its kind of like a budgie cord. This gives them the ability to jump so high. If humans were built the same way, they could easily jump up on a one-story roof.

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Now this bible thing, is a real anti joke so get ready to have your faith tested, and overcome it: There was that story where God charged against an army at the top of some mountains, the army is told to have been led with God personally at the front rank right? But they lost because the enemy had horse wagons (you know what I mean) made of steel or iron, (does not matter what it is if you ask yourself really) I mean even if it was Metatron, he would have had uh... Wings or something to even the odds, Maybe God is like Raiden from Mortal Kombat, he needs to become a Mortal in order to enter fights on earth... MORTAL KOMBAAAT! I mean God made humans humans made Sin (gotta say we get the blame for a lot of shit others did, I hate apples and cant even stand the smell of them for once, never ate one)

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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