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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

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Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

Do't you just hate when a sentence doesn't end how you think it will and it just octopus.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

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