- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

Your sex life.

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

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