how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

im not food

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

how did the man with the gun die? obesity

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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