- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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