What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

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European on my shoes, buddy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

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whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

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Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

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Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

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Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

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Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

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here's a joke... the american education society

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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A fat guy!

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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Wenis Penis

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What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

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I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

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What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

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Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

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Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

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Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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