- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

How is a hamster like a cigarette? They are harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

Q:what is the most annoying word that means nothing? A:every word has a meaning your question is invalid. ~Phish <3

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

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What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

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