- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

What's 9+10 Ebola

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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