- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

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