your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

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Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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