- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

knock knock go away!!!

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

Pianos.

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

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