- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

What's 9+10 Ebola

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

Why did the blind man get hit by a bus? Because his seeing-eye dog was distracted by a squirrel and ran off, leaving the man in the middle of the cross-walk in heavy traffic.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

a black, mexican, jewish, and white man fall off a cliff, who landed first ? all at the same time, they all died and there familys sued the clifff and commited sucicede

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