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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

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