What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

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Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

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what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

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Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

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Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

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A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

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What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

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good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

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A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

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*Click* "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

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What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

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What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

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DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

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Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

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Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

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what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

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nolan is gay

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What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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