Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

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I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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European on my shoes, buddy.

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what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

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What did god say when he saw the first black person? He will do alright for him self

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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A boy grows up loving tractors. For birthday and Christmas each year he got a tractor toy of some kind, until the age of 17, when he finally gave up tractors and got himself a CD player. One day, listening to all the latest tunes with some headphones, he looks outside to see his neighbour's house on fire. He goes outside to find firemen trying to put out the blaze. He jumps into the blazing house and inhales as much as he can, which astonishingly puts out the blaze. A fireman confusing asked "How did you do that?" The boy replies, " I'm an ex-tractor fan."

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There's a tray of muffins in the oven. One muffin says, "man it's hot in here!" Another muffin says, "holy shit! A talking muffin!"

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nathan your cats dead now...well hopefully

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Why is Michael Jackson a bad chess player? Because he's dead.

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3 guys were caught trespassing in a field and were sent to jail. The cop asked the first guy, "What were you doing in the field? He replied, "I was blowing bubbles" The cop asked the second guy, "What were you doing in the field?" He replied, "I was blowing bubbles" The cop then asked the third guy, "Lemme guess, you were blowing bubbles too? The guy replied, "No silly, I am Bubbles!"

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What's black, then white, then dead all over? Michael Jackson

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This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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How do you confuse a blonde? The same way you confuse a brunette or redhead, hair color has nothing to do with an individual's intelligence.

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What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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How do you make Adolf Hitler angry? You can't, dead people are not sentient, and hence cannot feel anger.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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