- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

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