- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

hey hey apple

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

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