why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

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Why was the baker rich? Because he had a lot of money

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A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

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Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

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How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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British Dentistry

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

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What did God tell Moses to deliver to the Hebrews? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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So there were these three guys on a plane, one with a ruptured hernia, one with a stomach infection and one with a raging case of gingivitis. Half way through the flight the pilot said, "unfortunately we will not it make to our destination... we are crashing." The three men then went to get the parachutes. they then say that there was only two. the man with the ruptured hernia picked one up and threw it out the door and pushed out the guy with the stomach infection. The guy with the raging case of gingivitis said, "why did you do that... we could have used that parachute!" the man with the ruptured hernia responded, "taco." and jumped out of the plane. the pilot then goes on the intercom and says," sorry. false alarm. we will not be crashing, please enjoy the rest of your flight."

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What should you say when someone says a bad joke? I'm sorry, your joke cannot be completed as dialed. Please hang up and don't try again.

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A man visits an anti joke site looking for some humor. realizing that its not funny, he closes the window.

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what is yellow with red all over tweety in a blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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