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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

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