Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

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What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

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why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

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A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

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What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

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British Dentistry

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How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

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roses are red violets are blue your friend is a scumbag and so are you

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Anti Joke

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