- Anti Joke

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

it was all Tagart

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

Japan

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.