- Anti Joke

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

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what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

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Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.