- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

How do you make a car? You build it.

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

Why was the baker rich? Because he had a lot of money

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know I'm not a mind reader.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

who is really lanky? james cornish

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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