- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

Lewis

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

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