An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

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