Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

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why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

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What did the fat man say when he saw the giant twinky on the billboard? I wish that twinky was real, because I am too poor to pay my bills, am getting audited, and cannot feed my four children on minimum wage.

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What do you call a fat man that breaks into your house at 2 a.m. and steals your money and your television? Probably a dumbass, a jackass, a moron, an idiot, or something in that general area.

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A man walks into a bar. Suddenly, he is filled with a strange feeling, as if his life is somehow the subject of a stupid joke. He walks back out of the bar and consults a psychiatrist.

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Giant scorpions, red roses, adoption, the holocaust, bars, changing light bulbs, and fridges.

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What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

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Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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