roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

Puns are terrible. I love them.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

That's illegal What? Your mom

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

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