What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

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What is wrong with black stereotypes? Nothing! Basketball is pretty fun if you try it!

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Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

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An old white lady falls on the ground in the middle of the night. Just then, two positively huge black men in hoodies walk up to her and she is frightened. But as it turned out, they just wanted to help her get on her feet, and called a taxi for her. When she had no money, they gladly paid her fare. This is because they're good people and not muggers

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life is like a box of chocolates... it doesnt last long for fat peopl

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1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

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what is similar between a turtle losing its shell, and a man selling his chlothes and house? they are now both naked and homeless

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Want to hear something funny? Sure, what? 9/11

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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a man walks out of a gas station and sees an indian with his ear to the road. He walks up to him and the indian says "truck... ford truck... large man in front with flannel shirt and trucker cap... german sheperd in passenger seat... licence plate 4563u6." Amazed the other man says " wow, you can tell all of that just by listening to the road?" The indian says "no thats a the truck that ran over me five minuites ago"

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Q: What's 1 + 1? A: I don't know, I am an African who was bought up in the famine my mother died, my father starved. I have to sell myself to feed my sisters. I never went to school and drink my urine every second day because I have no water.

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Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

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Who has two thumbs and is happy? This girl! You're a girl?

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Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

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What did God tell Moses to deliver to the Hebrews? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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What's the difference between a bird? Both legs are the same, especially the left one

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What did the cat say to the cat? Miau

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Why didn't the black guy get paid for doing work hard at labor? it was the year of 1860!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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