- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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