- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

knock knock go away!!!

whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

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