Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

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Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

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404: Anti-joke not found.

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What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

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No antijoke here.

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what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

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Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

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Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

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How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

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one day there was an ugly barnicle. he was SSSOOO ugly that everyone died the end -patrick

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Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

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How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

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A guy says a joke. It was not funny

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What has 156 bras and 927 pairs of underwear? Someone without a washing machine.

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What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

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How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

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Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

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Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

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The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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Anti Joke

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