LeBron in the fourth quarter

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Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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why is this joke funny because your laughing

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How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

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How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

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What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

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So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

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U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

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How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

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So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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